Campaign Finance Reform. One Beer At A Time!
This came across the AP wire this morning.
London, Ont. (AP)- Stuart Smith doesn't need any fat-cat political contributors. Smith says his campaign is "running on empties." Smith is a candidate for city council in London, Ontario. He plans on financing his campaign by returning 25-thousand beer bottles. At ten cents each, that would give him 25-hundred dollars. But he still needs donations, of a sort. Smith doesn't drink beer so he's looking for bottles. The real estate salesman hopes his "running on empties" effort will bring some attention to his campaign.
I can just see the slogans.
"Stuart Smith--good for drunks, good for the environment"
"A beer for you is a vote for Smith"
"Paid for by Smith and a bunch of beer guzzlers"
Maybe I should invite Mr. Smith to the campaign kickoff tonight in Platteville.
Speaking of the campaign kickoff; 5:30pm tonight at the Badger Bar on 2nd St.
The food, coffee, free advice, and awe inspring ideas are on me. You gotta pay for your drinks.
See ya there!
London, Ont. (AP)- Stuart Smith doesn't need any fat-cat political contributors. Smith says his campaign is "running on empties." Smith is a candidate for city council in London, Ontario. He plans on financing his campaign by returning 25-thousand beer bottles. At ten cents each, that would give him 25-hundred dollars. But he still needs donations, of a sort. Smith doesn't drink beer so he's looking for bottles. The real estate salesman hopes his "running on empties" effort will bring some attention to his campaign.
I can just see the slogans.
"Stuart Smith--good for drunks, good for the environment"
"A beer for you is a vote for Smith"
"Paid for by Smith and a bunch of beer guzzlers"
Maybe I should invite Mr. Smith to the campaign kickoff tonight in Platteville.
Speaking of the campaign kickoff; 5:30pm tonight at the Badger Bar on 2nd St.
The food, coffee, free advice, and awe inspring ideas are on me. You gotta pay for your drinks.
See ya there!

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