Just As I Suspected!
This past Sunday, I finally figured out how my Dad leans. He leans left. And left. And left. And left.
It took 18 holes of golf to figure it out. But there he was, going left. Unfortunately, I'm afraid to tell you I lean a little right. And right. And right. So between Dad and I, we played military golf.
Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left.
Just me and Dad on the golf course on a beautiful day. A little warm, but it was great! I think that fits into that family values thing that I'm not supposed to have because I'm a Democrat. Only republicans have family values, ya know. The rest of us are just heathens. (sarcasm alert) But I digress.
Oh, and from the category of "don't argue with your mother. I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it.":
Mom offered me an incentive to take a bit of a donation to the campaign for new boots. If I didn't use it to get new boots, she was going to buy me some khaki pants and make me wear them instead of jeans.
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Looking forward to those new boots, Mom!
It took 18 holes of golf to figure it out. But there he was, going left. Unfortunately, I'm afraid to tell you I lean a little right. And right. And right. So between Dad and I, we played military golf.
Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left.
Just me and Dad on the golf course on a beautiful day. A little warm, but it was great! I think that fits into that family values thing that I'm not supposed to have because I'm a Democrat. Only republicans have family values, ya know. The rest of us are just heathens. (sarcasm alert) But I digress.
Oh, and from the category of "don't argue with your mother. I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it.":
Mom offered me an incentive to take a bit of a donation to the campaign for new boots. If I didn't use it to get new boots, she was going to buy me some khaki pants and make me wear them instead of jeans.
?????????????????
Looking forward to those new boots, Mom!
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